Zephiena

 Once upon a time, there lived a rock ... or, rather, there existed a rock, because rocks aren't alive ... but, for the sake of continuity, let's say the rock was alive. So, this rock wasn't like any ordinary rock, oh no; this rock was a marvel of science for, you see, it was a shiny rock. However, this utterly stunning shiny rock was never collected by geology connoisseurs because of its obscure location underneath a bale of hay. So, it sat there for many many years. Then, one day, a girl named Rizzy went to her friend Jachovich's farm. Jachovich's brother Vesuvius dared her to go find a needle in a haystack and, after having searched numer